The Garrulous Jay

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The Garrulous Jay – Greed And Gullibility

This week Michael Stanley went down for six years. The 68 year-old convicted fraudster will actually spend at least half this time behind bars. Whilst the specifics of his crime might have been relatively novel, there was nothing new or unusual about the basics, or...
The Garrulous Jay – Branch Lines

The Garrulous Jay – Branch Lines

Earlier this week I did something slightly strange: I went to the branch of a High Street Bank and interacted with…a human! I can scarcely remember the last time I did this and it wasn’t easy to...

The Garrulous Jay – Reinventing Rosé

The Garrulous Jay – Reinventing Rosé

As the days begin to cool, the nights start to draw in and many of us return to work, September can often be a time of reflection. In my case it calls to mind many happy occasions when I’ve enjoyed...

The Garrulous Jay – Checking The Bill

The Garrulous Jay – Checking The Bill

Last week’s King’s Speech included a proposal for a Pension Schemes Bill intended to deliver “better outcomes” for private sector pensions savers and “support the Government’s mission to deliver...

The Garrulous Jay – Risky Business

The Garrulous Jay – Risky Business

Making any investment involves taking risk. Deciding on the level of risk one is prepared to take should therefore be the foundation of every investor’s decision-making process. Business success is...

The Garrulous Jay – “Events, Dear Boy, Events”

The Garrulous Jay – “Events, Dear Boy, Events”

When asked what the greatest challenge was for any statesman, Harold Macmillan purportedly replied, “Events, dear boy, events”. Last night we witnessed a seismic if widely anticipated political...

The Garrulous Jay – The Rachel Papers [top secret]

The Garrulous Jay – The Rachel Papers [top secret]

For those of you who fancy a flutter on political developments I have good news… The Garrulous Jay has, through a secret contact known only as ‘JA’ (perhaps recently repatriated to Australia),...

The Garrulous Jay – Birthday Bird-table

The Garrulous Jay – Birthday Bird-table

This week I celebrated my birthday so I hope you will forgive me the self-indulgence of writing about the wonderful gift I received from my colleagues, Fiona and James. As you can see from the...

The Garrulous Jay – It’s A Knockout

The Garrulous Jay – It’s A Knockout

Readers of a certain age will recall the bonkers TV game show It’s A Knockout. The programme aired on the BBC from 1966 to 1982. It involved teams from different towns competing to win a series of...

The Garrulous Jay – Politics & Performance

The Garrulous Jay – Politics & Performance

The opening lyrics of The Smiths song, “What Difference Does It Make?” are as follows: All men have secrets and here is mine So let it be known For we have been through hell and high tide I think I...

The Garrulous Jay – Generation Games

The Garrulous Jay – Generation Games

Just when we thought the summer had nothing much to offer other than wet weather, sport and Glastonbury, Rishi Sunak delighted us all with a surprise General Election. We can now look forward to...

The Garrulous Jay – Means-tested State Pension

The Garrulous Jay – Means-tested State Pension

This week’s back-and-forth in Prime Minister’s Questions made me think it’s time to consider giving up the universal State Pension for a means-tested replacement. The current system has the kind of...

The Garrulous Jay – All Time High

The Garrulous Jay – All Time High

Yesterday the FTSE 100 index of the UK’s largest stocks closed at an all-time high of 8,078.86. This continues a remarkable four year run since the Covid trough of the 23rd March 2020, which has...

The Garrulous Jay – Fink For A Minute

The Garrulous Jay – Fink For A Minute

When Larry Fink, Chairman of the world’s largest asset manager, BlackRock, leads his annual letter to shareholders with the heading "Time to rethink retirement", it’s probably worth reading… Given...

The Garrulous Jay – What Failure Looks Like

The Garrulous Jay – What Failure Looks Like

If you want to know what failure looks like you need search no further than Thames Water. There are many ways to define failure. One would be a situation in which there are only losers. The eventual...

The Garrulous Jay – Billionaires

The Garrulous Jay – Billionaires

On Tuesday this week Forbes released its 38th Annual World’s Billionaires List. It provides a fascinating insight into the planet’s mega-rich whilst also giving pause for thought. The media made...

The Garrulous Jay – Lenny, Kenny & Leo

The Garrulous Jay – Lenny, Kenny & Leo

The last week has seen three high profile individuals from very different walks of life announce their ‘retirements’. All had the opportunity to carry on in their roles but took the difficult...

The Garrulous Jay – Graphic Effluent

The Garrulous Jay – Graphic Effluent

Thames Water is the UK’s largest water utility. As their website proudly boasts, they “take care of water for 16 million people”. That’s around 24% of the UK population. This concerns me, but not...

The Garrulous Jay – Brit Awards

The Garrulous Jay – Brit Awards

Last Saturday singer-songwriter RAYE took the Brit Awards by storm, winning a record six gongs over the course of the evening, including Album of the Year. Not wanting to be upstaged, three days...

The Garrulous Jay – Impunity

The Garrulous Jay – Impunity

Last night I was privileged to attend a lecture by Tom Little KC, a barrister who has prosecuted some of the highest profile criminal cases of recent times, including those of Sarah Everard and Jo...

The Garrulous Jay – Body Shock

The Garrulous Jay – Body Shock

When I was a youngster I remember walking down East Street in Chichester, passing the doors of The Body Shop, and being rather alarmed at the idea of people purchasing ‘bodies’. More recently the...

The Garrulous Jay – The Name’s Bond.. Premium Bond

The Garrulous Jay – The Name’s Bond.. Premium Bond

The average Bond movie and Premium Bonds don’t have an awful lot in common, although one might tenuously argue that both carry an element of risk and reward. Premium Bonds were launched on the 1st...

The Garrulous Jay – Great Expectations

The Garrulous Jay – Great Expectations

It’s not every day that pensions make the BBC 10 O’clock News, so you can imagine my excitement when Dharshini David popped up on Wednesday evening with a piece about the cost of retirement. She was...

The Garrulous Jay – Securonomics

The Garrulous Jay – Securonomics

Remember where you heard it first… My first encounter with the word “securonomics” was this week in the foreword of Financing Growth – Labour’s Plan For Financial Services. But what did I learn from...

The Garrulous Jay – The Opposite Of A Good Idea

The Garrulous Jay – The Opposite Of A Good Idea

Despite some of my wilder adolescent dreams I will never be a music producer: I lack both the ear for a tune and the technical know-how. But if I was, and I was asked to produce a record that was...

The Garrulous Jay – Horizontally Challenged

The Garrulous Jay – Horizontally Challenged

Every now and then throughout our working lives we screw up, or become aware of somebody else’s screw-up. We get that prickly feeling on the back of our necks and start to wonder if anyone is...

The Garrulous Jay – A Pot Is For Life…

The Garrulous Jay – A Pot Is For Life…

“A dog is for life not just for Christmas”. So runs the phrase coined in 1978 by Clarissa Baldwin, the then CEO of the National Canine Defence League (source: Zigzag.dog). At the time pet rescue...

The Garrulous Jay – Munger Games

The Garrulous Jay – Munger Games

On the 28th November the world of finance lost one of its investment Titans. The passing of Charlie Munger, at the age of 99, brought to an end the double act, with his business partner Warren...

The Garrulous Jay – Tumble Bee

The Garrulous Jay – Tumble Bee

It could have been a fairytale. Perhaps not a story of girl-meets-boy, they fall in love, settle down and live happily ever after, like the dreams they try to create for their clients. But for...

The Garrulous Jay – Fiscal Drag Queen

The Garrulous Jay – Fiscal Drag Queen

This week it fell to Jeremy Hunt as Chancellor to give the Autumn Statement one year on from Kwasi Kwarteng’s economic suicide note. Two words you won’t find in the Statement are ‘fiscal’ and...

The Garrulous Jay – The Good Shop

The Garrulous Jay – The Good Shop

Some of my earliest shopping memories are of trips to Marks & Spencer in Chichester with my mother. I can remember the car park, the shopping trolley ramp, the smell entering the store and the...

The Garrulous Jay – Boxing Clever

The Garrulous Jay – Boxing Clever

Sometimes, on a wet Wednesday evening in winter I fancy a warming glass of red wine. This presents me with a First World problem: do I open a bottle and end up finishing it, or do I find myself...

The Garrulous Jay – Costa Living Crisis

The Garrulous Jay – Costa Living Crisis

I read a fascinating article last weekend, recounting the success of the Costa Express coffee machine. These 12,000 big burgundy boxes now deliver a profit that is eight times greater than the 2,500...

The Garrulous Jay – EV Or Not EV?

The Garrulous Jay – EV Or Not EV?

Over the last few years the outlook for electric vehicles has improved in leaps and bounds, supported by government interventions and rising consumer demand. Surely the only way is up for this...

The Garrulous Jay – Tracking The Magnificent Seven

The Garrulous Jay – Tracking The Magnificent Seven

At close of business yesterday Apple had a market capitalisation of $2.74 trillion, exactly the same as the market capitalisation of the FSTE All-Share. In other words, the 576 largest companies...

The Garrulous Jay – Curve Ball

The Garrulous Jay – Curve Ball

Over the last week I’ve had a couple of press articles drawn to my attention about the inversion of the US yield curve, and been asked whether investors should be worried about this as a harbinger...

The Garrulous Jay – End Of The Line

The Garrulous Jay – End Of The Line

This week saw the end of the on-going speculation about the HS2 rail project as Rishi Sunak called time on the Birmingham to Manchester section of the line. Are there any lessons to be learnt by...

The Garrulous Jay – Bloody Fraud

The Garrulous Jay – Bloody Fraud

I have just finished reading John Carreyrou’s gripping book, Bad Blood, which documents the rise and fall of blood-testing company Theranos. It has much in common with its predecessor, The Smartest...

The Garrulous Jay – Cash Trapped

The Garrulous Jay – Cash Trapped

Question – when is/was the more attractive time to leave funds on deposit: (a) today when the bank might give you 5%, or (b) eight years a go when you probably would have received about 0%? Answer –...

The Garrulous Jay – Lock Stop…

The Garrulous Jay – Lock Stop…

Are the days to the State Pension ‘Triple Lock’ coming to an end? And if so, why might this be the case? As a reminder, the so-called Triple Lock is the mechanism by which the State Pension...

The Garrulous Jay – Chief Excessive Officers?

The Garrulous Jay – Chief Excessive Officers?

Whichever way you cut it the headlines from the High Pay Centre’s most recent report on the pay of Chief Executive Officers don’t read well… FTSE 100 CEOs get half a million pound pay rise… FTSE 100...

The Garrulous Jay – Degradation

The Garrulous Jay – Degradation

Are A levels, and exams more widely, fit for purpose in the 21st century? Thursday last week saw the publication of this year’s A level results. As had been widely expected, grades were down...